As you can see from this model sheet, Dave has a perfectly conditioned body thanks to his “herbivore” lifestyle, which requires a strict regiment of sitting on the sofa for 12 hours a day, a diet of crunchy salty snacks, and of course deep, cardiovascular breathing exercises.
Stoner Dave, as he is known, is exactly as the name implies. He is also the roommate of the Scottish Ninjas. Even though he has a job as a bike messenger, he rarely seems to be at it. Most of his day is spent watching TV, while eating Cheez-Toes. Due to his foggy condition, he is oblivious to the world around him. He has no idea that his roommates are ninjas, or even that they are Scottish! He is blissfully unaware of the danger that his roommate’s line of work might put him in.
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When you see Lachlan from every angle, it leaves no doubt as to why the ladies love him. What a sexy beast! The mask doesn’t hurt either, as women love a man of mystery…with a command of the deadly arts.
Lachlan has the spirit of the monkey. He is agile and cunning. He is a trickster and the master of breaking tension with the use of a joke. But only a Scotsman would most likely get the joke thanks to Lachlan’s extra thick accent. He may be the smallest of the group, but he is the most fearless. No danger is too big. If Lachlan is not on your side, you better keep close eye on him as he’ll dance circles around you before even have chance to strike. Lachlan never hesitates and is always three moves ahead of you. This fearless attitude makes him a real ladies man. The women love him almost as much as he loves Irn-Bru and Vodka (better known as “Muscle-Man”). But the fearless ones can also be the first to die.
