Stoner Dave, as he is known, is exactly as the name implies.  He is also the roommate of the Scottish Ninjas.  Even though he has a job as a bike messenger, he rarely seems to be at it.  Most of his day is spent watching TV, while eating Cheez-Toes.  Due to his foggy condition, he is oblivious to the world around him.  He has no idea that his roommates are ninjas, or even that they are Scottish!  He is blissfully unaware of the danger that his roommate’s line of work might put him in.